北京要辦 2008 奧運了，不過老外要點餐可能都有問題... *.口水雞 --> 流著口水的雞。
*.童子雞 --> 還沒有性生活的雞。
*.麻婆豆腐 --> 去斑女人的豆腐。 以下是另外一些中翻英笨板範例： *.旅店大廳： The lift is being fixed for next day. During
that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
（是可以看懂啦，不過《生命中不能承受之重》？ XD ） *.旅店電梯： Please leave your values at the front desk.
（留下買路財？） *.旅店： The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the
job of the chambermaid.
（快樂地幫你燙內衣是女服務生的工作？搭配下面更好笑...） *.旅店： You are very invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.
（歡迎佔女服務生的便宜？！ XD ） *.服飾店： Order your summer suits quick. Because is big
rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
（這年頭賣衣服還要搞配給？人民公社服飾店嗎？） *.旅店： Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of
the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the
lobby be used for this purpose.
（在房內尋歡作樂不好...請使用大廳？！ XD ） *.牙醫廣告： Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
（以最新科技「萃取」你的牙齒？我換一家好了...^^; ） *.動物園： Please do not feed animals. If you have
suitable food give it to the guard on duty.
（有合適的食物可以餵食值班警衛？） *.酒吧： Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
（我們為身上有睪丸的女士們準備了特別的雞尾酒...冏） *.飛機票售票窗口： We take your bags and send them to all
directions.
（靠，我的行李啊~~~） *.廟： It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner
if dressed as a man.
（怕外國女人女扮男裝混進去？） 中國的存在...其實也蠻不錯的，增添許多茶餘飯後的樂趣。 XD
